I imagine the extreme cold we've been having for the past week or so is what finally pushed it over the edge.
My symptoms were these: Car started fine in very cold temps. I got in drove about half a mile or so, and went in a store. I came back out and my car didn't want to start. It would turn over easy enough, but felt like it was too 'weak' to finally start, kinda like it wasn't getting enough fuel. On the 3rd crank I stepped on the gas a bit and it started just fine, and drove fine... I figured the cold to be part of it (it was below 0 at the time) causing some kind of fuel problem. I got home, parked, and turned off my car. I then let it sit about 2 minutes and just tried turning it on again. It fired right up with no problems. So, I didn't think too much of it, but didn't like that it had done it. Yesterday I was out again. This time I stopped at a gas station, and came back out and it didn't want to start again. I got it started with a press of the gas pedal again, and I went home. I got to thinking about it last night, and figured I better check my coolant level to see if my UIM was the cause... Sure enough, it appears the UIM has failed...
I am posting pictures of what my car's symptoms look like. Hopefully this will help someone to know what to look for that hasn't already seen it first hand...
Reservoir tank is very low:

Oil looks very dark, like dark coffee: (kinda hard to see from the -22* wind chill, I was shivering too much)

Milky colored, snot like substance on the oil fill tube:


Finally, a shot inside the valve covers:

I pulled off the engine cover, but there was no pooled coolant in the little recesses. There was a build up of old oil that has been seeping for a while already, but no coolant in it. The car is going to have to go to the shop on Monday. Sucks that nowhere is open today so I can get the car there and the oil drained....... I'm crossing my fingers.















