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I don't want to talk about it.
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Then why'd ya post about it?

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It sounds like there were pretty girls involved. So, bragging with a humble twist? Sounds like something I'd do.
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Self abuse? Idunno. No other damage so ill just pop a mirror on and try to forget how stupid I can be. Lol.
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Gotta make the new mirror look as good as the old one... :poke:

At least you can finally clean the dirt on the trim that always gets stuck under the mirror. :P

Not as bad as it could have been, whatever the circumstances. :btruestory:
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Hmmm how many people were in the car? How many people were wearing pants in the car?
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swampthing wrote:Hmmm how many people were in the car? How many people were wearing pants in the car?
Just me +1. I was taking this girl to breakfast, cause thats what you do when you work second shift. Her neighborhood is under mssive construction and one of the wasy out was blocked. As I was backing out, she tried to show me something, my attention was diverted and I clipped a construction sign. Didn't even tip the little thing over. So I tipped it on its side when I was done removing the broketn-off miffor.
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yourgrandma wrote:she tried to show me something,
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repinS wrote:
yourgrandma wrote:she tried to show me something,
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You know it. I've never hit anything with a car unless I meant to. My life has lost it meaning.

However, after work, I'm meeting up with the girl who made me break my mirror. So, ah, ya know...
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yourgrandma wrote:Just me +1. I was taking this girl to breakfast, cause thats what you do when you work second shift. Her neighborhood is under mssive construction and one of the wasy out was blocked. As I was backing out, she tried to show me something, my attention was diverted and I clipped a construction sign. Didn't even tip the little thing over. So I tipped it on its side when I was done removing the broketn-off miffor.
You could have embellished a little... like she reclined the seat back and stuck her foot out the window, and lopped it off with her combat boot... or something like that
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yourgrandma wrote:You know it.

However, after work, I'm meeting up with the girl who made me break my mirror. So, ah, ya know...

we need pics of the girl that distracted you!!!

Hey admin.... we need a smiley that says this POST is worthless without pics hehehehe

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GMC Guy wrote:
yourgrandma wrote:You know it.

However, after work, I'm meeting up with the girl who made me break my mirror. So, ah, ya know...

we need pics of the girl that distracted you!!!

Hey admin.... we need a smiley that says this POST is worthless without pics hehehehe

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Is this what you're looking for lol
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Yeah need a pic of the young lady.....
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The most shocking part is Randy got a female to hang out with him. Hahaha!!! Keep your eye on the prize, Randy!!
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99BonnevilleSE wrote:
GMC Guy wrote:
yourgrandma wrote:You know it.

However, after work, I'm meeting up with the girl who made me break my mirror. So, ah, ya know...

we need pics of the girl that distracted you!!!

Hey admin.... we need a smiley that says this POST is worthless without pics hehehehe

:joke:
Is this what you're looking for lol
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yup thats the one!
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At least he was distracted by a girl IN the car, and not on the sidewalk.
If she's going out with you again then she must be worth a mirror or two.
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OH this thread is too funny!

I agree, some additional pics are needed!
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Need pics of the girl
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