alright, since most of you know me as the humorus type, I'll add in a few captions of my own. PLEASE NOTE: this is just for fun. If any of you in these pics are upset at my captions, I apologize in advance and a simple pm to me telling me so will get the caption erased.
*dang*, I never had that many toys growing up!
what a pup dog!!
junior member of our club perhaps
"uh, excuse me? What the hell are you doing?"
"and they thought I was going to give them a hand"
deep thought
alright, what the hell?
hmmm, wonder what's in there?
wonder no more
"we are NOT putting this up again"
"yeah, Cutlass, Jovan!! WHAT?"
hmmm, white G8 GT, Illinois plates, yeah it's Kyle's
Kyle:
"seriously dude, I'll smoke that Cutlass" Ryan:
"ummm, I DON'T think so"
Mad Max would be so proud
Ryan:
"yeah Kyle, so you got a G8, big deal!"
S-H-I-N-Y
Jerry, your car looks so badass with those wheels
12.111 @ 123.4567 mph BOO-YAH!!!!!
yes fellas, it'a a Bonneville
exactly how many more hp does the SLR add?
happy pup!!!
is this before or after the new brakes were put on Jerry?
hmmmm, 361hp divided by my foot constantly mashed to the floor equals really crappy gas mileage. EUREKA!!!!
aerodynamics may be off a bit, but guaranteed an extra 30 hp!!!!!
somebody REALLY likes my GXP strut tower brace!
"after careful calculations, I've concluded that your Ei is still not as fast as my G8. Sorry!"
"uh Jovan, you're not as fast as me either, so......"
alright, who the hell left the Gatorade on the roof?
"hmmm, did they or did they not say Pac-Man comes pre-loaded on this dam thing"
our wonderful host and hostess!!!!!
I LOVE IT!
"alright men and cars are REALLY boring!! Let's get the hell out of here!"
"see my husband Ryan over there? Sometimes he really pisses me off!"
hmmmm, socks, underwear, I have no idea.
Tracy:
"OK, is it me, or is that shirt really childish? MY GOD!"
oh CRAP, here we go!!!
"Blue Moon, everything a growing boy needs!"
Darrel:
"Ryan, what the hell did you get me into"
awww, how cute!!!!
nice SLR, Jerry
yeah, this $14.00 bottle of beer is going down real good!!
kids......
uh, excuse me ladies, over here....
that's better
"uh, it's called texting Jovan. T-E-X-T-I-N-G!!!!!"
"I can't see a thing"
definitely a frontrunner for the next Pink Floyd album cover!!!!
yeah, we won, you suck, get lost!!!
(insert comment here)
"Ryan, I wish these guys would just pack their stuff and get the hell out of here" AHHHHHHHH
this one feels like a possible new Slipknot album cover
"see Ryan, I told you that were a lame host"
uhhhh, uhhhh, uhhhh, uhhhh
"dude, it's beer, not popcorn"
"Ryan, wait until the guests leave"
"I SAID WAIT UNTIL THE GUESTS LEAVE!"
"IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME!!!!"
"Oh my God, that Jovan guy, he's looks kind of old, but he's SO HOT!!!"
there's something that I want to say, but words sometime get in the way, I just want to show, my feelings for you
and after that tender Dawson's Creek moment, THIS!!!
REALLY KYLE? I MEAN REALLY?!!!!!!
two beautiful young ladies
"dude, Scion TCs' like, TOTALLY ROCK!!!"
awwwwwwwwwwwwww
"anybody comes near these beers, DIES!!!!"
awww, here we go!!
mean bastards
mean bastards #2
"So Jovan, your N/A 3800 can do low 12's in the 1/4 mile, huh? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, DUMBASS!!!!"
I love you
"ewww, that Jovan guy is starting to creep me out!"
oops!!!!
12.111 @ 123.4567 mph
such pretty lights, I wonder what they're there for.
the party animals
another pic of the party animals except this time with yours truly
Dear Almighty (oops wait, that's me) God, please let it be on this day that the fuel management system in my car doesn't decide to engage while I'm halfway down the track, thus giving me a time in the low 17's"
he's thinking he loves her. she's thinking he needs to put on more deodorant.
"I never said Scion TCs' rock, you can't prove a thing!"
I believe the name says it all.............
